Mark My Word !: SIX Days!

Six Days that's how long its been since I really posted anything, saturday was alright ended up at the mall just chillin had to charge my phone in the middle of the mall halls hahaa, Then on sunday I go to voi's house (ryans grandfather) he's a funny guy, it since its sunday its relax & drink day, two weeks prior to this day I cooked at ryans house, so when I go upstairs to see voi & he's up there with one of his buddies and he's like marx(he can't say my name) where you been I ask denise for you last week but you not here I give my grandsons 50 dollars last week & I look for you to give you some money (while he pulls out 10 dollars for me) and ryan goes how you gunna give markk money & not me voi goes "bull shotta" (bullshit) I gave you 50 last week, so then voi tells us to sit down & drink some sodas so ryan starts laughing and goes alright im going to get sodas but says to me (mark come down when your ready cause you know im not coming back) so that's when it got funny this is what I remember of the convo is

Voi: so marx when you come cook here

Me: whenever, you want voi I got you

Voi:ok, but what do you cook, what you come make here

Me: anything you want voi

Voi: is fifty dollars enough for you to buy food

Me: sure depends what you want

Voi: get what you want

Me: okay

Voi: so you going to start a bussiness & cook

Me: I don't know voiVoi: No, you do this & be your own boss, cooking is more expensive now you make lot money

Me: yeah voi

Voi: you be your own boss & be the chef

Voi: excuse but the chef, the chef fucks anybody

Voi: the chef can fuck anybody

Me: lol

Voi: I let the Chef fuck me, you let the chef fuck you

Me:Lmfaoo

Voi's a funy ass dude

Well right now im talking to Thalia shess a mad chill,funny,cute girl, I influenced her to blog check her out(itstalula.blogspot.com)

Anyway monday no big deal regular day tuesday got my report card! Yay bye ps3 & everything else that's fun I failed spanish with a 59, damn shame, and failed math with a 55, that's bad but ill work hard no summer school for me!

Okay so wensday bring school day but afterschool fun first i went to the park with Karina & Randy, shes a terrible influence first were just chilling in the park on the swings bringing it back to elementry day ^__^ So, then we get into a convo about how she needs to chill with the bunk'n & get her grades straight, i see this old bum look'n dude & im like you lets grab his cane & be ghost, so me & randy cross the street but karina stays following this dude until we get close enough & realize its an little old lady so no cane snatching -__- then i find this broken chair leg and smack a stop sign was mad loud, randy finds one karina picks one up & she decides lets sword fight, she knocked this wooden ball off of mine so i had get her back then i realize that theres this sharp metal stickk'n out of the bottom & then we see some white guys pushing this ladys car then karina decides its gunna be a great idea to scratch a car , then we see some more white dudes bang'n some eminem thinking there hard with a navigator big asss truck with some 13' inch rims SMH, Back to school & off to chess fun shit lose to freak'n tull & esco in bughouse dem fags, Manny starts singing & dancing this niggas bad worse singing & dancing ive probably sing wait like 10 minutes before manny was singing arron was & that was the worse.then after off too bk with some niggas goose,meko.grimes,& tull. just chilled seen this asian freshmen girl goose & meko call her over & they start guessing what she is cambodian, korean, japenese, chinese, then meko say you see dese & grabs his niple or some shit, we all start laughinn then off to the game jv won thats a shocker, but varsity smashed like always quise bit on a pump fake and the dumb ass kid try'd to run under him & got his head step'd on funny shit. then ripta & home

Today boring, until lunch funny stuff sat with evan at first then went to sit with biff & tre that nigga always talking bout funny shit some times his convos get reckless& he needs to shut up lol, after school walk'n around with evan blocking him from his stalker darlene our wonderful class president & an evan loving weirdo sorry to put you on blast lmao but yeah me and even get downstairs and i run up the stairs and evans like wtf when did you start running & i go i didnt asshole & then i decide were gunna walk around the block & hes seriously markus you keep doing this you might lose wait & im like yeah thats what im trying i was like i aint trying to be skinny just tryna lose some weight & he goes yeah you just want to be able to run if you have to & again i go asshole but its true lmaoo hes one of the only real friends i got funny ass kid he didnt feel like doing any work in class so he hid under his desk the whole class & the first thing he says to me is "you dont understand that was so uncomfortable" lmao funny kid.

So now time for 6 quotes seriously slack'n,

here we go

Satuday:You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.-Jay Leno

Sunday: The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible. -Albert Einstein

Monday:Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.-Stephen King

Tuesday:Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off the goal.-Vince Lombardi

Wensday:“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts-Will Smith

Thursay:If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.-Sponge Bob

Bonus Quote:Excuse me ... You are sitting on my face ... Which is also my body.-Sponge Bob

lmao sponge bobs funny shit
Stay up &im GONE

signed-Markk

Ps. Random pics